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Mystery Method Sucks Because DHV Stories Are Ineffective

One of the main doctrine of Mystery Method is what's called a demonstration of higher value story, or DHV story. And DHV stories are arrogant stories that in real life is not true which requires you to be a good liar or actor in order to implement. The best example of the DHV story is Mystery's smashed windows story routine which basically, in a nutshell, is a story about how Mystery one time went to visit his girlfriend who was a stripper, which as we all know, in the real world girls think strippers are really cool and they respect you totally for dating a stripper, and they never mean all strippers are prostitutes, you can simply get a stripper if you have money .

So he begins by telling how his girl was really hot being a stripper, which not the worst idea. I mean talking about how your girlfriend was a stripper is not a good idea because women don’t respect strippers, so it makes you look like a cheap guy who goes to strips clubs and all that stuff, it's much better to say model than stripper. But then it goes into this silly narration about how some guy started following her home from the strip club and she called and panicked and told him to come help her and because he is a leader of men he was able to rally the cavalry and go chase these guys down and then he smashed his car into their car in order to save her and then in order to...he got out and smashed in their windows like some sort of bad ass superhero or something, at which point they drove away, no one got out of the car and tried to attack him or anything, they were all just so terrified that they drove away. And Mystery would advice lame men to try and tell this kind of story. This kind of story that is disgraceful.

The hilarious example occurred in Atlanta in 2005, November of 2005, when James Matador, a.k.a. Stan Tayi, a.k.a. the only Indian Cowboy in the world, was talking to a girl on boot camp in Houston and she was leaning into him, she had her hands on his knees, she was really into him and he started telling his version of the smashed window story only he added another wrinkle. He had an Escalade that he smashed in, he smashed his $50,000 car up trying to save his girl, and I've seen this occurred with my very own eyes, you can put me in a lie detector test, I will put it in writing in more places than here.

The girl stared at him and said that she don't believe that story and leave. Because DHV stories are unreal, they get reactions like this all the time, which makes men look like trying hard to impress women. They are the worst technique that is taught as attraction in Mystery Method.

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